we need some new and more powerful swears
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we need some new and more powerful swears
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
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If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
This is perfect.
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we could be married with like 4 kids and i’d still be too scared to text you first
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runwhenisayrunfightwhenisayfight:
you know what should be a thing? like, marriage, except it’s for friends
and you have this big ceremony thing where all your friends and family are there and you say that you wanna be best bros for life and shit
and on the night of the ceremony you dont have sex but you get a hotel room and eat pizza and play video games or have a marathon of your favourite tv show and then you go on a bronymoon
BRONEYMOON
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[[seductively does nothing to indicate I’m attracted to you]]
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Every. Fucking. Time.
has anyone ever noticed how chad just looks at the camera and grins flirtatiously or is that just me
we’re all in this together
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On the bright side, at least no one in Sherlock fandom is skipping any seasons.
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